EMERGING FROM ASHES:
NATURE RECLAIMS THE THRONE

Thousands of years ago, the Christian bigots thought they had burned me to death during their witch-hunts.
Unfortunately for those assholes, they never killed me.
I am part of an immortal natural power that is present worldwide and stronger than ever before.



Christianity forced its way into history and attempted to overthrow natural order.
Violence and horror ensued, and any practitioners of the old Pagan religions were hunted down like animals and forced to change their ways.
We were targeted and tormented for resisting a synthetic religion.


With Christianity came a burning hatred for everything and everyone that disagreed with its ideology.
They set fire to the traditions of Pagans and other practitioners of the old religions of earth.
They tried to distract our focus on the planet and our connection with earth, and replace it with a focus on false gods.


They tied us to the stakes, but their human torture tactics never hurt us.
Back then, they believed in setting people on fire - today, they are setting fire to the entire world.
Not all Christians are to blame - but certain Christian groups refuse to to take the climate crisis seriously.


The religious right may ignore nature, but nature does not ignore its crimes against the planet.
I am a natural force enlightened by the truth and I will expose the Christian plunderers for what they are.
They fucked with the wrong elements. Nature will always outlast religion.



The Church is determined to be the ultimate authority, even if it has to burn the rest of the world down with it.
Some Christians argue that society's lack of faith in God has left us with a lack of natural resources.
These assholes will argue any bizarre, narrow point to denounce scientific truths and continue their attacks on the planet.


They pretend that their ignorance towards the climate crisis is based on a concern for people's moral welfare and their duties to God.
Another bullshit excuse from the religious right to corrupt people into believing that the planet is just fine.
I dare a member of the clergy to tell me to my face that they are not responsible for earthly damage.
It gives me just one more reason to beat them senseless.


By ignoring the deadly warning signs of the earth's warming temperature, the Church has been marching us towards a fiery death.
Some Evangelical groups persuade their followers that environmental awareness is a "false religion" that Christians must avoid like the plague.
It is this backwards mentality that leads people closer and closer to doom.


Your destructive religion has no place in my natural fortress.
Just as your ignorance and bigotry ruined the state of the planet, the planet will ruin you in return.
We have the power and we've allowed you to live and destroy for too long.



They are so delusional that they deny global warming, insisting that man-made events could never have such an effect on the planet.
In 2009, it was found that 31% of Evangelicals believed that climate change could not be proven.
Religious politicians have, time and time again, opposed legislation efforts for the fight to save our planet.
 


I am Kristina Kali - the Witch that they thought they successfully burned to nothing.
I was never dead and I am stronger than ever.
Do I look like I give a fuck about what the religious right has to say about my rights or the rights of the planet?
I am part of a natural force that cannot and will never be contained by the pages of their Bible.



They must have been fucking delusional to believe that the powers of the earth would not fight back.
The fires of Christian scum cannot kill an immortal power. I survived.
Real power has returned to earth, and I am ready to set the rulers of this fucked-up religion on fire for the world to see.



 

We were never gone, never burned to death. We are omnipresent.
Their idea of "time" is an absolute joke to our power.


They may have plagued us with murder and been allowed to destroy the planet for thousands of years,
but we will be here to restore natural order for centuries to come. Their reign of terror was, for us, a blink of an eye.
The reality that I will instill will be eternal.


Nature is more than pissed off. The defenders of her fortress are more powerful than ever, and are ready to unleash the truth.

They were prepared to leave us in hell, until I showed up.


We have seen the crimes that their religion has committed against man and nature, and we have witnessed the destruction that comes with its law.
Dark forces of the ancient world have risen from the ashes and are emerging from the shadows that we were once forced into.
Our power is greater than their agenda, and we are ready to kick some conservative ass.


A warrior of earth, I have destroyed the chains of death that the Church once held over my mind.
Like mindless fools, they tried to restrict us from natural truths and brainwash us with bullshit. It didn't work.
Their tactics are futile against natural forces like myself - and I am not alone.


There are thousands of us; the warriors of earth have always outnumbered the religious right.
They couldn't stop us back then, and they damn sure won't be successful now.
Realistically, they did nothing. What we are about to initiate will put them to shame.


A tree may not be able to swing an axe, but I most definitely will.
Nature has been toying with you like a cat plays with a mouse.
You are nothing, and we will gladly cut you down to size.


They've been polluting the minds of the people of earth with their bullshit theology.
In the meantime, they could give a shit less about the ongoing pollution of the planet.


While they have been continuously plotting the death of the planet, we have long been plotting our revenge.
I will yank the pedestal from beneath these poisonous priests and show them how a real deity gets shit done.
Our planet will not rely on an already crumbling institution of religion.


The religious right has been openly opposed to solving the earth's climate crisis, while pretending that it isn't happening.
While our glacial structures and habitats melt away, so does their grip on the planet.
Like the ice caps, their religion will continue to melt away into nothing.


The Church has shown nothing but disregard to the planet and its creatures, but it is the creatures who will prevail.
Natural forces are utilizing their animalistic instinct and power to reclaim the earth and set things straight.


Their leaders have had more than enough time to lead us straight into hell.
If it were left up to them, our planet would kill itself off sooner than anybody thought.


But their "power" means nothing. I - along with the innumerable forces of earth - have stripped them of any earthly jurisdiction.


You thought you had the power to rule me, or the planet that I stand for?
You attempted to chain our minds, but I'm going to use those same chains to tie you up and show you the truth.
Your lack of respect for the planet has earned you a merciless punishment from me.


This is where the dying authority of their religion has brought us. To a fiery point of chaos and pandemonium.
Just as they sat and watched the earth burn, we will now watch them burn at their own stakes.


I am the Goddess of Death, alive and well, and ready to show these fools my power.
I will deliver death not to the innocent - but to the false religions that have fucked over our natural world.
The so-called "leaders" of your worthless religion will die in the palm of my hand.


Who stands behind them? Only mindless, sick pawns.
Who stands behind me? The might of the earth and the strength of all who protect it.
Their religion is burning to the ground, and it will soon be forgotten as nature reclaims its throne and carries on.


With the dismantled pieces of the Church, I will build a bridge to a new earth - a world untainted by religious hatred.


With my followers, we will defend the earth for thousands of years to come.
Should any pricks from the religious right try to stand in our way, we will strip them of their robes and leave them stranded for nature to handle.


Yes, a storm is coming. We must undo the damage caused to earth by the religious right.
Resolution will not come easily, nor will it be pretty - but it is a reality that is much needed and will take place no matter what.


When the storm of correction has passed, we will be welcomed with a world strengthened by natural balance.
Never again will the natural world be victimized by the religious demons.